The Perfect Minister

I ran across this during my reading, and I just had to share it.

After hundreds of years, a model preacher has been found to suit everyone. He preaches exactly 20 minutes and then sits down. He condemns sins but never hurts anyone.

He works from 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m. in every type of work from preaching to custodial services. He makes $60.00 a week, wears good clothes, buys books regularly, has a nice family, drives a good car and give $30:00 a week to the church. He also stands ready to contribute to every good work that comes along.

He is 26 years old and has been preaching for 30 years. He is tall and short, thin and heavyset, and handsome. He has one brown eye and one blue; hair parted in the middle; left side, dark and straight; the right side, brown and wavy.

He has a burning desire to work with teenagers and spends all this time with older folk. He smiles all the time with a straight face because he has a sense of humor that keeps him seriously dedicated to his work.

He makes 15 calls a day on the church members, spends all his time evangelizing the unchurched, and is never out of his office.

As I pondered upon this perfect minister, it struck me! This is a description of Pastor Mike Shroades. If you do not know who Pastor Mike Shroades is, well, you are missing out on the perfect minister. Check out his blog here: www.mikeshroades.blogspot.com.

I love you Mikey Mike.